So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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