I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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