is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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