He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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