So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
this is an emotional support booty call
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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