It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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