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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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