your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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