So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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