if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
false alarm. still invincible.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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