Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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