I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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