What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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