I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
MIDGETS
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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