yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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