I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
PANTIES FOUND
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