They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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