I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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