break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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