idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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