Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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