i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
40s are totally the cure
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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