walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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