i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
