shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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