whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You've changed since you got that strap on
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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