the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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