My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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