Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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