I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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