Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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