For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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