IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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