so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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