Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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