YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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