that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
