sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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