He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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