So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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