I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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