thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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