is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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