I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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