God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
You can't special order awesome
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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