elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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