How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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