I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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