You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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