The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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