Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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