He is an equal opportunity slut.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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