Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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