I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I have tasted many bathrooms
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