im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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