In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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