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Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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